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"MOMMY MY BUTTHOLE"



Ever since we had Lennon we have been a lot more clean. Obviously we weren't disgusting before her but just not quite as ridiculous as we are now. For instance you will find a bottle of germ-x in every single room ( yep, even my closet) - but to be fair Lo plays in their ALOT!


Anyway I taught Lo how to use it - 1/2 pump and rub on your hands, easy peazy right?

Well, I guess I forgot to teach her how NOT to use it and this is where the story really begins..


Earlier today Lo came downstairs and was complaining about how much her butthole was hurting after a rough poop. I was nursing Lenny downstairs so...

I asked her if she wiped and she said yes.

I asked her if she washed her hands and she said no.

Then she continued to say her butthole hurt.

So since I couldn't help her yet, naturally, I said "Okay, well put some germ-X on then"


Within the next 10 seconds I watched her pump some germ-X onto her hands and shove it straight into her booty hole and then of course scream loud enough for the entire block to hear her...


Let's just say her butthole has never been cleaner and my left ear is still trying to re-gain its full hearing capacity.


Lesson learned. Germ-X goes on your hands- ONLY!

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